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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 111 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With a good cunnilingus game, there’s no apology needed.

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

in any case, “thank you” is more appropriate than “I’m sorry”

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 47 points 1 day ago

"Thank you I came in 30 seconds."

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My go to is "damn that pussy fire"

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 20 hours ago

I believe it was Kendrick who once side,

"And her body got that ass that a ruler couldn't measure. And it make me cum fast but I never get embarrassed."

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Old school. Nice.

Love is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a ring of fire

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet
I fell for you like a child
Oh, but the fire went wild

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
The ring of fire, the ring of fire...

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This wouldn't work my partner hates country music

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This isn't just "country". This is classical, its hall of fame material, its collective memory, it's culture, it's the OST for THPSU2

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I don't disagree with you but I've barked up this tree a bunch of times

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I hate country and this song is fire.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

There's a Social Distortion cover that's punk rock, if that's more their style

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Needs a Nine Inch Nails cover!

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

The only thing that would work

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

What do you mean?