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I know staying up past bedtime is illegal but I did it once to check and fortnite was in fact off ๐Ÿ˜”

Truly terrible news

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[โ€“] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 76 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Easiest way to do this: Turn the modem off after bed time (you will also lose internet)

Most expensive but still easy way to do this: Buy a "smart router" with time-based parental controls (lets you use the internet at night).

Nerd way to do this: Pihole with a script that enables and disables certain blocklists at certain times (free and open source, because fuck "smart" products)

[โ€“] sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I like this one. The Internet still works after 9pm but you're reduced to 56k speeds. After 10pm it goes to 28.8k. After 11pm: 2400 baud.

That's hilarious, but I was picturing the classic ethernet cord wired to a light switch

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