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[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 201 points 2 months ago (69 children)

Heheh, this shitpost triggers me.

My mom was forcing us a macrobiotic diet back in the day. We were strictly vegan, although fish is allowed in that diet, some vegetables like patatoes and tomatoes are not. Hardcore vegans…

My school lunch was mostly sushi with a filling of fermented prune called umeboshi, or tempeh and seaweeds, pumpkin or rice balls and sesame seeds. We were underfed, yellow flaky skin because of the overdose of carotene and you see everyone around you in school eating candy, fries, meat and what not while also taking the piss at you for being different and stinking of that diet.

At dinner I use to bury my Iziki seaweed in the plant pot because I just couldn't swallow that shit without gagging. If I did not behave mom would go…”you're behaviour is to yang, next two weeks on a yin diet”. Disgusting.

By the age of 12, me and my sister got into stealing money from our parents real quick to buy normal or fast food, annoying the guy at the snackbar on wheels for free fries, shoplifting and shit. Yeah, good times.

[–] Lord743@lemmy.world 83 points 2 months ago (2 children)

that's why i hate religious restrictions

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 79 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes I agree.

Not only the diet, but the whole cult around it. Faith healers, homeopathy, people chewing on brown riceballs for an hour counting how many chews they had so they can show off how far they are on their macrobiotic spiritual journey. “You gotta chew your seaweed at least a 100 times”. These mf’s should not be around kids or have any (yes I would not exist). I am not on speaking terms and won't open the door for my parents, get fucked.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Thats cause it is, theres a link between vegan new age bullshit (and I aint talking about your average neo pagan) and cults. Basically back in the 1800s you started seeing new cults form with weird dietary restrictions, the most well known example is Mormons. As time went on you got groups like the Seventh day Adventists and also a sprouting of eugenicists who supported veganism. Then after WW2 a lot of it was repackaged and got mixed in with the holy rollers, new agers, and general woo bullshit by the late 50s going into the sixties.

The current form is a mildly modsrnized versionsof the 1950s BS going into today. There is also some random other shit having to do with prohibition for the 1800s part pf the movement hence Mormons but the links in general are odd.

Also I aint saying this about all vegans, veganism has existed for millenia im only talking about the woo woo bullshit types. Ya know the ones.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What dietary restrictions do Mormons have?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No alcohol, I was using them as an illustration of the trend. It started out with prohibition tendencies back in the 1800s and evolved from there.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aaah ok. It’s pretty run of the mill compared to (gestures broadly) the rest of their practices and beliefs.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah it was just a patern I recognized, a lot of the cults from the same era juat went farther. First it started with alcohol then it moved on to caffeine, and before ya know it their banning spices and meat.

[–] Another_earthling@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't confuse that with veganism though

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