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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 126 points 2 months ago (7 children)

i always wanted to go the extra mile, synergize, get the ball rolling, move the needle, think outside the box, and get out of my comfort zone. permanently

[–] RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m glad I got the opportunity to leverage my skills and knowledge in order to drive customer engagement and deliver wins as a team.

[–] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Exactly! Nowadays hardly anyone thinks about the shareholders!! Think about the shareholders!!!

[–] PauloPelle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Oh I always think of the Shareholders! ~~Like how to jettison them into the sun or send them to the bottom of the sea to~~ get the most value!

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget to over deliver and under promise. You'll get paid the same, but it will make somebody else boatloads more money.

[–] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I prefer to talk out my ass and then get started and realize that what I promised is way harder than I thought and then have no life while I manic-panic my way to delivering, somehow.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago
[–] a2part2@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago

Moving the needle is so satisfying

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I knew what synergy was and I wanted it.

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I just need to touch base so we can circle back.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You forget to mention that you wanted to do all this going forward.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

All through a single pane of glass.