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[–] TheDeepState@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

My religion is against eating pork.

[–] lady_maria@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Technically, they just taste like pork, so you might be ok?

[–] Shark_Ra_Thanos@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Pigs are cool animals. These are not. Pepper and garlic helps a lot. In fact, garlic could save your lives.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Could be your chance to know what it tastes like without being a heretic. Loophole baby!

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You save humanity and make the whole world better if you eat these types of pork! God will send you to heaven even if you were an athiest

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I plan to compost mine. Meat of any variety would upset my stomach

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Don't worry, all religions are fake.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My religion is eating pork.