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• Half the population claims it's all a hoax and lets zombies bite them because anything else is a violation of their freedoms

• Large swaths of gun owners take to the streets, and half of them die quickly because they put more money into the number of guns they had or making them tacticool instead of putting rounds through them or sighting them in.

• It gets overly politicized.

• The literal collapse of civilization, yet some corners of the government and billionaires are still trying to milk out the last drop of money

Zombies ain't rea....OH GOD ITS EATING MY FACE...still don't believe it, he's just on drugs.

28 Days Later had a dinnertable conversation that was exsctly like how people were talking during covid.

Get bitten on purpose to prove its a hoax and own the libs

Avenue 5 has a pretty funny scene where a series of skeptical conspiracy theorist types are ignoring a very specific warning, claiming that the people they see dying before their very eyes are an illusion some kind of special effects and each follows to their own death.

Feed, by Mira Grant, is fun because it takes place years after a zombie uprising, but in a world where George Romero movies existed, so everyone knew what to do. It was a catastrophe, but not an apocalypse.

In this version, all the zombies are in line for toilet paper outside the grocery store.

In the sequel, you combine it with The Mummy, where they use the mummy for toilet paper.

As written and performed by Simon Pegg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn8dMQJlDZE

"Don't look up" is essentially the simulation of a modern apocalypse scenario

The movie follows a minimum wage delivery driver in his armored car plowing through hordes of zombies to deliver pizza to the safe houses where people are hiding out.

Edit: When he delivers the pizza, the survivors complain it is cold and don't tip. He backs his truck through their security fence, letting the zombies in and drives off to the next delivery.

"No, I am not going with you to a concert in the park! There's a zombie horde out there! We'll get bitten!"

"Hey, even the WHO says it's not an apocalypse anymore. The zombies are endemic now. You can't live your life in fear."

"Your mom was eaten by zombies literally last week."

"Yeah but she had diabetes. There's always gonna be people with preexisting conditions who are gonna be more vulnerable."

"At least wear your denim jacket to make it harder for them to bite you!"

"There was a study in the Lancet that said heavy clothes don't work."

"You know full well that what they found was that requiring heavy clothes didn't work because people just got bitten at the times when they weren't wearing them."

"The author himself said jackets don't work."

"He said that after he was bitten and just before demanding our brains!"

"Okay, sheeple. Oh, hey Mom. We're just heading out to the concert."

"Wait, your mom is here? I thought she was..."

"BRAAAAIINSSS..."

"You LET HER BACK IN after she died and came back as a zombie!?"

"Dude, she's not infectious anymore. She caught it like four days ago."

"That is NOT how this works! What... DON'T HUG HER!"

"Bye Mom, love you...ow!"

"She just bit you, didn't she."

"Nah, I'm fine. Let's go to the concert."

I was gonna say Independence Day, for this reason. “Fake news, probably just CHINA! Sad!”

There's a series called The Bite, it was filmed during earlier quarantine times of the ongoing pandemic and features a bunch of cast from The Good Fight. Is good.

Zombie deniers being eaten as they continue to insist it's a liberal hoax.

Unrelated but I was thinking if it was a zombie outbreak. And I'm stuck in a retirement home. Am I safe? They can't bite me, they don't have teeth