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[–] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 166 points 3 months ago (6 children)

too much carbonation. they'd notice. I think the true play is to fill it with soy sauce, so that you can casually take a sip during meetings to freak people out.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 76 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cold brew might work and look better

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

This guy fucks.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay. Flat Coke/Pepsi it is then.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Equally unhinged as the soy sauce

[–] shy_mia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gross. Who sips coffee?

You should fill a Starbucks cup with soy sauce and sip that.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Genuine question, is your mouth made from asbestos that you can guzzle hot beverages without sipping?

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s even better because you can offer them a sip. Then they too can understand the greatest thirst quencher

[–] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

CaN yoU TaSTe ThE eLecTRolYteS??

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Go with iced tea. It's not carbonated. Plus, like soy sauce, it's also brewed.