Man makes money buying his own pizza on DoorDash app (www.bbc.com)

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[-] Liome@pawb.social 50 points 5 days ago

DoorDash is backed by investment giant Softbank, which this week posted a record-breaking loss of nearly $13bn.

Defending the loss, chief executive Masayoshi Son reportedly compared himself to Jesus.

Holy fuck, imagine the ego.

[-] stealth_cookies@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago

Masayoshi Son's business acumen is only matched by Elon Musk.

[-] derbis@beehaw.org 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That's funny but I think Son is easily the dumbest billionaire. He's also the bag-holder for the whole WeWork grift. Got more dollars than brain cells.

[-] rwhitisissle@beehaw.org 4 points 5 days ago

I mean, Jesus famously overcharged on delivery and transaction fees when feeding the masses with all that miraculously created bread and fish while also losing 13 billion dollars in the process, somehow, right?

No, wait, I'm thinking of a different guy...