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For those of us still in Nam, kill me, please.
Please kill me too, right after this guy ๐ญ
Dibs on thirdsies
Please kill me three, but before these two I'm impatient!
:P
Kill me fourth, but before these first three
Im trying to solve this like some sort of logic puzzle
Arent you the guy everyone says to touch
Now kith
I am sorry. If it makes you feel any better I only had one healthy long term relationship in my life, I dated plenty before I met my wife but yeah best not speak of it. So given my track record of like 20-1 if I became single again I am just going to call it.