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[–] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 63 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.

From your most photogenic swimmer.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 24 points 3 months ago

"Damn, look at the tail on that one!"

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Even in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah, the egg decides who gets let in. "Happy Father's Day from your most attractive (to Mom's egg) swimmer"

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

Just saying, approximately 10% of IVF babies don't have the genetics they think they do...