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submitted 3 months ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Kirk: I'm having trouble hearing lately. Bones: Can you describe the symptoms? Kirk: Homer is a fat guy, and his wife Marge has blue hair.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Care to share? I'm drawing a blank here.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He misheard symptoms as Simpsons because of the hearing loss.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Can you describe the S[impson]s?" as might be poorly interpreted by Kirk with his diminished hearing.