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I was tempted to get back into shoplifting yesterday morning when I went to the grocery store to get flowers and saw the prices. If I could have jammed that vase into my back pocket, I probably would have tried it.
Seriously! Shoulda saved up all my shopliftings instead of wasting them all years ago when everything was already cheap!
I got crime FOMO