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i'm also curious what the pornhub traffic / stats are for today. feels weird to jerk off today. just like on thanksgiving. father's day not great either.
Bro your dad is literally going to eat and rail your mom later and you think it is weird to whack one off today?
More like his mom is going to get his dad to give her the bidness
Source : I made my own milf and she wants dick.
I made one too and she just wants sleep and for me to clean the house.
oof, one of them sex negative feminists.
Nah, joking aside, different people want different things at different times. I spent time with the baby and cleaning the kitchen etc as well.
Probably a good day for Mom related content.
Yeah, but think of all the step moms stuck in dryers...
Felt fine to me ;)