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Son, we need to have a serious talk! (lemmy.world)
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[–] Hule@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But, I mean, are you acquainted with said bear?

Are you on terms with each other's intentions?

'Cause if you're in the woods with a stranger, there is a 50 percent chance you're going to have a bad time. Human or bear.

Stupid city folk. Comparing a BEAR with a honeybear...

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A bear predictably would rather have nothing to do with me. If I treat a random bear with respect it will be more likely to treat me with respect than a random man.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 8 months ago

I dk, did it have any cocaine or do I have food on me?

Though that would also apply to a human.