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submitted 3 months ago by LinearArray@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] penquin@lemm.ee 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Stop showing off VIM to your wife would be a good start. I mean, I would do the same if she tried to show off her make tutorials to me.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Make? As in Makefiles or make-up?

[–] puppy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Makefile obviously. What the heck is a "make-up"?

[–] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

make up is my build command for pushing to prod

[–] reddit_sux@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 2 months ago

Well we do like to make stuff up so why not...

[–] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What does make out do?

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ships into production apparently.

Wasn't me. It was the other guy.

[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Make me should just refuse to do anything.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Um, excuse me, I'd like one order of

make install

please.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

You know what, that was mistype, but I'm not going to correct it since it fits better in this sub Lol

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

Yes, and?