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It’s like a different language (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And I thought my language had something unique. Turns out, saying "even from a sack full of pussies he would pull out a dick" to an unlucky person isn't that unique to us.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

But, equally as revelatory, perhaps.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've heard "he's so dumb he could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb"

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I like this one - it's less about bad luck so it only applies to me half the time.