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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago (5 children)

"How're we gonna fuck this pig" is my favorite. Means "how are we going to start this unpleasant task".

Fun fact: Saying it at work can net you several funny looks and more!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

David Cameron is a redneck?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rural Ontario is Canada's "South". Not Alberta. Not Saskatchewan, rural Ontario.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm from Ontario, I agree.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

It's this why they put lipstick on the pig?

[–] johan@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Haha nice. In Dutch you say you're gonna "wash the piglet"

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Just don't mix up the "are" with "about". 🤌🏼