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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 104 points 4 months ago

All the people who are not choosing to chill with a usually calm intelligent mammal because "snakes will get out of your way" apparently don't know shit about black mambas:

Skittish and often unpredictable, the black mamba is agile and can move quickly. In the wild, black mambas seldom tolerate humans approaching more closely than about 40 metres (130 ft)

When confronted, it is likely to engage in a threat display

During the threat display, any sudden movement by the intruder may provoke the snake into performing a series of rapid strikes, leading to severe envenomation

Give me a big strong dude intelligent enough to leave you alone after you're demonstrated that you're not a threat any day!

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 months ago

Malls have food, I'd be that gorillas personal chef for 24 hours

[-] kazren@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

That was my thought. Me and my new best friend are going to learn to make pretzels! Together!

[-] PatMustard@feddit.uk 8 points 4 months ago

Turns out the prompt wasn't for a survival horror but a buddy movie

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