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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

TIL I eat family sized portions. Like, that's lunch, at most.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

These comments while not always inaccurate seem out of place, like I've seen fat fucks around the globe. America has an obesity problem for sure but this just comes off with a lot of smug.

[–] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

There is data, so we can be positive that America has more fat fucks per capita than almost anywhere else on the planet. The only countries with higher obesity rates are the various pacific islands.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

America will fight hard to protect their number one status on this, but these comments are starting to be pots calling the kettles fat. In Europe obesity is nearly 1/4 and 50% overweight. Making a fat=American poke is just losing it's predictive power by quite a lot now. It's not as safe a bet as it was in the 90s.

[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's not even making a good point... that portion is NOT that big (looks like it's 15x15 cm or something roundabout. Just because some people can eat a larger meal from time to time doesn't really point at any particular nationality.

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not that big?? It's three portions, by the look of it

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

yee must be a wee little cunt then

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Huh? That's pretty average male weight in my country. It also suits my height (183 cm).

Yeah, I'm not obese, if that's what you're implying.
Are you obese?

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

are you thick in the head? what about me calling you a little lad implies I am try to call you obese? what a dunce

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Strange logic you have here.

By that clause I meant a separate thought: I meant that that lasagna has three portions for me, despite me being pretty average size. Because I'm not obese.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

so me saying you are small is in fact saying you are large? were you dropped on your head as a child ?

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm saying I'm normal.

And that lasagna is too big to be one portion for normal, not obese man.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Far off actually. I've just always eaten a lot, anything less and I start losing weight.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

you have the metabolism of a hummingbird

[–] histic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago

that's like a cake tray of lasagna

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That has the area of 2 feet and looks pretty tall. I think you wouldn't be able to eat that whole thing.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I don’t think he wanted to eat those shoes.

[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That has the area of 2 feet

Looks more like 6x6 inches to me... that would be 0.25 sqft.

It's on top of the shoe, and on average people's shoes are less than a ft long. It looks about half the length of the shoe to me, possibly slightly more.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

We got a shoe expert over here guys.