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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 66 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Always weird to be reminded that the World’s eminent superpower is obsessed with cutting bits off babies’ dicks. But then, maybe that’s the secret behind their economic strength?

After all, the Romans did some pretty wild stuff, like making their horses generals.

[–] gun@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 months ago

I mean, the Middle East and Africa have even higher circumcision rates and it doesn't seem to be working out for them

[–] KuroeNekoDemon@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm Canadian they do this here as well

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I didn't realise you had horse generals.

[–] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I mixed up a few words and in the context interpreted this as "horse genitals".

[–] nixcamic@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

As a Canadian can we try to convince people that this is true about all Canadians.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Omg me too and I didn't realize it was generals until I read this comment. I need sleep

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago

Amazing. That'll confuse people when dropping a random comment in.

"My money's on the blue team. They're doing really well this season" "I didn't realise you had horse genitals"

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] aulin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Yay! I've missed this!

[–] Liz@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Romans used to do the opposite, and tie their foreskin shut just to be extra sure no one would see the head of their penis.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I bet that made a mess when they peed

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Could you still fuck a general? Asking for a hoplite.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago

Perhaps the next natural step is joining that with their love of firearms. Circumcision by mass shootings or something.