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Every goddamn time (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] dan@upvote.au 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Be sure to wear a hoodie in a dark room so that you can hack faster.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Don't forget the green font.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

With blue lettering projected onto your face, even though it doesn't match what is on the monitor in front of you.

[–] dan@upvote.au 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

and it has to scroll so fast that nobody can read it.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

But, make sure that if you pause it, it's part of the Linux kernel source -- the most hacker-seeming stuff out there.