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[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Red pill, buy bitcoin, easy win

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] BulbasaurBabu@lemmings.world 8 points 11 months ago

Instructions unclear, I am pregernate

[–] Palkom@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Yoy got it, no buying produce.

[–] 7u5k3n@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

0.00099 was the lowest price at the start... $500 then wouldnhave gotten you 505,050.50 coins at $50k /per

Would be $25,252,525,252.526

That's all you'd need to do.. never mind the knowledge of apple Google Amazon etc stock.

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Actually managing to sell that many coins would be pretty difficult. I remember exchanges crashing on the day it peaked as everyone was trying to sell. It'd still be way to make a lot of money though.

[–] 7u5k3n@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that's very true.. Heck like you said that's a lot of money... You could.have started selling 100s at a time for much lower years prior.. it would have been easier, 100 a day of Bitcoin being sold would raise flags and you'd still make absolute stupid money.

Ah well. If only lol

[–] psud@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Selling thousands at a time as you get closer to the peak.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nothing has been said about time travel though

[–] psud@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It must be time travel or it's a bad deal - become 6, also orphan or effective orphan, also undocumented, become a missing person in your old self

If that was the deal, the millions side would have conditions like it's stolen money and the mob know who has it

And where's the fun in any of that?