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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 99 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.

Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won't know you're fucking!

[-] Suspicious@lemmy.wtf 13 points 6 months ago

God knows but you technically didn't break the rule

[-] Aaron@lemmy.nz 12 points 6 months ago

Some real "I tied a string to my friend's house so it's technically one house and I didn't travel there on the Sabbath" energy

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