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submitted 10 months ago by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Godort@lemm.ee 183 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just wait until they learn about Daemons

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 132 points 10 months ago (4 children)

And killing children.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 97 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Master/slave systems are probably a-ok for them though.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 33 points 10 months ago

The only reason killing children is bad in their view would be if the child is unborn/not spawned already or if they want to abuse it but can't anymore.

[–] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And spawning a zombie process.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

That's actually sacred.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They'd probably be fine with that as long as they're not unborn

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Would deleting an executable file without running it be equivalent to an abortion? Or is it more like contraception? Either way some religions ban both of those

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 19 points 10 months ago

And detaching/reattaching git heads.