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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 126 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"Fuck hitler's mom"

Yeah that sounds like the setup to a bootstrap paradox in which you were always hitler's dad.

[–] Chai@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get a vasectomy, then start the relationship.

[–] Ertebolle@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago

Ah, yes, the "release a bunch of infertile male mosquitoes so the females won't have any babies" approach to Hitler-offing.

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If that’s the case, trying to kill Hitler would make Hitler what he always has been.

[–] young_broccoli@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe theres a twilight zone episode where that happens.

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The one where they go back in time and fuck hitler's mom.

[–] LeFantome@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Master@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He only had one mom!

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Still not answered, I wonder too.

[–] xodiak@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] young_broccoli@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I had to look it up. Its called "cradle of darkness", the fifth episode of the 2nd twilight zone revival series.