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[-] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago

My coworker's cousin got a vaccine once and later they dropped their cell phone and cracked the screen. Coincidence, or proof of the evils of vaccination?

[-] Falafels@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago

My god! The same thing happened to me but it had been years since my last vaccination. Proof that they stay in your body for a very long time.

[-] orcrist@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Was it a Huawei phone? Possible Chinese conspiracy.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Must have been the magnetisms that caused them to dorp the phone!! Many people still don't believe this despite all the EVIDENSE!!! I thought science was meant to be do your own research?!

[-] Saneless@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I can say for a fact that before I got my vaccines as a baby I had never experienced things like back pains and knee issues that I know face in middle age. People ignore the risks

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