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Chaotic... Neutral? (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

I gotta say... the bunch of you whining about this fake are infinitely more annoying than it ever could be by being fake.

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[-] treesquid@lemmy.world 94 points 7 months ago

A dagger does d4 damage. A dagger is not a small knife, it's like 8 inches of blade. Compared to that, a human bite should be like a d2 on the high side.

[-] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

The stronger muscles of a human body is the one of their jaw. A bite can do serious damage. And when you dagger will cut or stab, your bite will ripe away skin and flesh.

[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Honestly it's all an abstraction anyway but I absolutely would not bring my chompers to a knife fight.

[-] Waffles@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

That's more about range though, isn't it?

[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 2 points 7 months ago

I'm not sure, I think the stabber will do more harm per second than the chomper.

[-] dragonshouter@ttrpg.network 1 points 7 months ago

If you bite an artery even a human can kill something. You can bite of a finger if you want to. The problem is people only think of biting in " I chomp and then I let go" instead of " I bite and do not let go but pull bake so I tear that chunk of the person off".

[-] teichflamme@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Have fun getting to that artery. If someone is not holding still for you it's extremely lucky to do that.

Especially while getting stabbed.

[-] Gwimdor@ttrpg.network 1 points 7 months ago
[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What are you going to do? Leave them at the inn? You can absolutely bring them with you and use them as the opportunity arises. Just because it's a knife fight and you have a knife doesn't mean you can only use the knife...

[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 2 points 7 months ago

That's very true, although I'd love to play the kind of character who pulls their teeth out when they don't think they'll be needing them.

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