Yeah, I gave Apple a try over the last two years, largely because I was annoyed with Google and wanted to ditch Android. I've been fed up since about 6 months in, but gave it some more time, which led to an eventual waiting game to get the replacements I want.

I just picked up a Thinkpad P14s g4 AMD with a 7840u, 64GB of RAM, and a 3 year onsite warranty for $1270 after taxes. I added a 4TB Samsung 990 Pro for another $270. I can't imagine spending more than that and only getting 8GB RAM (and less warranty), which is what I have assigned to the GPU. Plus I get to run Linux, which I really didn't realize how much MacOS would leave me wanting.

The thing I'll miss is the iPhone 13 Mini size. I found iOS to be absolute trash, but there's just not an Android phone that's a reasonable size. But at least I can run Calyx/Graphene on a Pixel and get a decent OS without spying.

I do like the M1 MBA form factor, too, but I'll grab the Thinkpad X13s successor for portability and get a better keyboard. I don't need top end performance out of that, I really just want battery life and passive cooling.

And don't even get me started on the overpriced mess that are the Airpods Max. I much prefer the Audeze Maxwell and Sennheiser Momentum 4 I replaced them with.