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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Command the bard to ejaculate. He'll have to ejaculate for an entire round. His nuts will be like raisins at the end of it and he won't be able to have sex for a good while.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you're gonna do that there's a way that doesn't spend a spell slot

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is that a grapple check or athletics?

Maybe a series of contested athletics check with the opposing rolls getting gradually higher penalties for..reasons..

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Your Dex vs the bard's Cha.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A round is roughly 6 seconds, that seems like a pretty normal timeframe.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

True. Maybe some post nut clarity, then?