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submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 82 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Dude, it's a sleeping dragon. If I wake it up, it'll just be pissed at me. If I try and do anything while it's asleep, I'm scum. I get the horny bard jokes, but I'm a little offended you think so little of me.

Besides, the spell only lasts 1 round. I can easily go 6 seconds without fucking. I just think about your god and I go flaccid."

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

All this is true unless your Bard's named "Donkay".

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 15 points 10 months ago

The movie doesn't actually show if she was asleep or not when Donkey first encountered her. She had her eyes closed and then opened it very quickly, immediately pulling back and breathing fire at him as he fled. She was pissed at him.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Boom. Spell complete