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[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 44 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Fun fact: if you hold your poop in too long or have an intestinal blockage that cannot be overcome, it will eventually back up into your stomach and you will throw up poop.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I'll take your word for it on that one

Nah now that we've talked about it you've really gotta try it. Sit down and try it. I said, Sit. Down.

New note: don't just take mouthwash to the hospital, take gum too

[–] Veltoss@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a nightmare like this once, it was not fun. This fact was not fun. :(

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, itz especially fun because once you start throwing up fecal matter it turns fatal pretty quickly if they a doctor doesnt get you unblocked immediately!

[–] Veltoss@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well at least you don't have to live with the memory of it. Glass half full.

[–] wanderingmagus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Ah, what a wonderful day to know how to read.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

I have had problems with constipation and after I mostly got rid of it, I still often forgot to crap. Nowadays I do my best to crap everyday. When I haven't crapped for a couple days, I'll often shit myself, or suddenly get the feeling that I'll be covered in diarrhoea if I don't get to the toilet within the next ten seconds. But I'm grateful that I never had to experience that.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

That South Park episode was on to something.