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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wonder if it ever occurred to the the camper.... that they're bigger than the spider.

Like. that thing ain't the giant godzilla spider,

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe, you weren't there. For all we know there's a new breed of super tarantula mutants secretly evolving in Death Valley. Soon, we'll start hearing reports of cities destroyed in the Southwest by battles between Godzilla and giant spiders.

[–] jafea7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Professor Gerald Deemer would be proud ...

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Probably wanted to look up close or just avoid killing it

this is where my knowledge that im bigger than the jaywalkers comes in handy!