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[–] ironhydroxide@partizle.com 117 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Terrible journalism. He was sleep deprived after having taken mushrooms 48hrs before, and not slept for 40hrs.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 61 points 8 months ago

Hey, gotta demonize something and sleep deprivation is boring.

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 8 months ago

More road accidents happen due to sleep deprivation than alcohol, so this tracks. But we can't have war on sleep deprivation, can we?

[–] lepthesr@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, how much did he take? I can do grams from sundown to sun up and all I want to do after that is go to bed.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

Sure, you want to go to bed but can you really sleep? The first few times I couldn't sleep at all and had to usually wait until the following evening. I am used to it now, so sleep isn't a huge issue like it once was.