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[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 209 points 8 months ago

But the boxes were taken to the dumpster, yes? With time saved, even? Someone in a managerial position would rather hire, train, and pay a devoted garbage person instead of three adorably unpaid raccoons?

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 60 points 8 months ago

Until the raccoons unionize and demand healthcare coverage instead of just table scraps.

[-] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

Train another raccoon to bust unions

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 16 points 8 months ago

Impossible, raccoon class consciousness is too strong.

[-] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Raccoons aren't a protected class and I will continue to exploit their lack of rights u til such time as they garner enough support to be represented in the government and change the laws.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 8 months ago
[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 months ago
[-] dym_sh@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago
[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 3 points 8 months ago

Aah, obviously

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago

The captain trying to capture the white whale

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

He was a real bastard.

[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

20XX: The Raccoon Rebellions reach their peak. Multiple systems are in turmoil as the conflict rages. New fronts emerge everyday as guerilla factions splinter. Bodies litter the streets like piles of... trash. There is no end in sight.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

Pretty sure 20XX is full of robots and randomly generated stages 🤔

Maybe it's the raccoons that make the robots?

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Look at you anxiety driven humans. You don't know the racoons goals and dreams, maybe all they want is a huge pile of trash in the midle of the city. We should hear their demands first

[-] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 39 points 8 months ago

Darcy the human wants healthcare. Trained trash pandas want apples. Why are we even discussing this?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

The manager is clearly 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat who don't want competition

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