z500

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Three pigeons walk into a bar... in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
We don't have Mt. Dew, is Surge OK? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"You guys are still staffing window 1?"

the katt in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thank

Do bobcats know what 'pspspsps' means? in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 16 points 10 months ago

Bears are basically just giant dogs, it's not fair

Special delivery in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry your ice cream doesn't have any sugar in it

This is the way! in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nice, very trochaic

Jennifer Lawrence in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago

If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl

Rate my selfie in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

12/10

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

I'll be damned if this river flows unopposed in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
ich🚿💭🤽🏻iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.de
[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

I like to do force lightning from my fingertips

Behold the O.R.B. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago

Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.

It's a calling in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why does he look like he's announcing the reorganization of the republic into the first galactic empire?

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