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Whats the nost bizzare local story from your city? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] z500@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It's extremely rare, but it does happen.

Three pigeons walk into a bar... in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Same.

We don't have Mt. Dew, is Surge OK? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You guys are still staffing window 1?"

the katt in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank

Do bobcats know what 'pspspsps' means? in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago

Bears are basically just giant dogs, it's not fair

Special delivery in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry your ice cream doesn't have any sugar in it

This is the way! in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice, very trochaic

Jennifer Lawrence in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl

Rate my selfie in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

12/10

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

I'll be damned if this river flows unopposed in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Dams

ich🚿💭🤽🏻iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.de

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

I like to do force lightning from my fingertips

Behold the O.R.B. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.