"Remaking Minecraft on the Nintendo GameCube. My aim is to replicate enough of Minecraft's mechanics"

A remake is not a port.

But Mario + Rabbids

Take a gender at this*

No, it's a play on words as is.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gander

Nö, bald dann nicht mehr.

British politics are funnier anyway.

I’m not sure what a “music jukebox” is, and how it’s different from a music player, but I would recommend to try mpd.

A jukebox lets several people add a song to the playlist and yes, mpd is a solution for that where every event attendant could install a client on their phone.

Three Ahoy videos within two months?

Der Umstieg von UKW zu DAB ist seit 30 Jahren Gegenstand von Diskussionen

Und nach diesen 30 Jahren streamt man einfach. Analogradio kann man im Katastrophenfall mit einfachen Mitteln empfangen. Ohne Katastrophenfälle ist Streaming besser. Das "Autoradio" ist inzwischen doch eh nur noch eine Fernbedienung fürs Handy.

Now Ubuntu is Ubuntu without the fuss

Ubuntu is a trojan horse for Snap.

If you have cutting edge hardware, this might be an issue.

No, thanks to Valve's efforts for Steam Deck all RDNA2 hardware directly benefits for upstreamed improvements.

Older packages, but not too old, generally provide better stability.

And worse compatibility. Old packages are a no go for upstream supported hardware like Intel's and AMD's.

Steam does not have a monopoly by any actual definition of monopoly, though. A) Mobile gaming makes up the most of all video gaming revenue. B) On PC the most revenue is made by games that aren't even on Steam in the first place (Minecraft, Fortnite, Roblox). Steam's 2023 revenue has been estimated to be around 8.6bn USD out of 45bn USD of PC gaming revenue. That's barely a 5th of the market power. By no account this can be actually considered to be a monopoly.