After you earn your hat during undergrad. They present you with the jacket for masters and some people continue on for the whip

Ahhh the secret second step. Now it’s easy

Gustave once saved my child from the maw of destruction.

I don’t actually have any children but Gustave managed to do it anyway.

Thanks Gustave.

True. Unfortunately psychic damage legislation has fallen woefully behind 😔 hopefully the next archmage election changes all that

It’s cuz we pre-ordered our copies of 2024 back in 2016. Limited edition year. All stock was already claimed by then.

Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.

Damn that’s cool. I wish water was real 😔

Yes.

But this is also Batman who wouldn’t resist the chance to make a new Santa-themed suit complete with BatBeard

When Khajit has no wares

AND it comes with Disney World + Universal Studios? The kids will love it! You gotta take that deal. Think of the children!

Take it. Come on. Please.

If you make it to your car and declare safe they can’t fire you. It’s the rules. Pro-tip

It at least provides resistance to the immediate removal of the card. I doubt most thieves are running around with readily available solvents. Could provide enough time to remotely lock or wipe as OP said