I yearn for a future where Bernie was elected instead and even he's too damn old for this shit.

You realize that unfortunately, that isn't our future right?

I'd love to elect someone like that, but they'd have zero chance.

Not unless you have some incredible plan a la the ground-game Barack had that gave him such a surprising win in 2008.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I think most everyone knows this would have to be in the USA.

Sorry OP, I really hope those greedy assholes just made some shitty mistake.

Ahh damn it google. Why do I ever trust any of their products?

Extreme longevity and good health

Only to those who can afford it.

This is one that'll come much sooner than 100 years from now

Hell, it's taking place now to an extent given how little social security actually provides coupled with the number of people who's had their pensions absolutely gutted.

Really tragic end for so many of the most vulnerable people.