Addicted to reddit, not drugs.

What. The. Fuck.

Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you for your service. A hero among thieves. The hero we didn't know we needed and didn't deserve. Insert other hero quips.

Na but thanks. What a legend.

Hell yea the poop knife. His family had one because their shits would block toilets. He thought it was a normal thing to require and have a poop knife but after going to a friend's house and asking for it, he discovered that it was indeed (Samuel L. Jackson voice) not a normal thing to possess.

On reddit someone did a "I've slept with my mother, AMA.". The story was he broke his arms and his mother helped 'relieve him' and then it progressed.

This move is part of a larger trend for the insider, who over the past year has sold a total of 50,610 shares and purchased none.

Nothing suspicious about that.

Counter Strike: raw aim, how to outsmart opponents, perfect practice makes perfect and if you put enough hours into anything and do it correctly/good, then you can get good at almost anything.

Path of Exile: Taught me about being efficient. If you're repeating the same action 10,000 times, if you can cut even 1 second off each time you do that action, it adds up over time to a significant amount. And then you can try and cut another 2 seconds off...then another second.

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...",

Unknown Soldier - Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

I saw some YouTuber tattoo artist say that people that have face tattoos either 1) Do not give a fuck or 2) Know themselves extremely well.

Have you heard of Dihydrogen monoxide? It literally kills hundreds of thousands of people every single year all over the world, including young children.

You don't hear about it in the news though do you....

I said "you're absolutely right" and left it at that. They were trying to get to the idea that mental illness is made up and shit like that. I don't feed into that sort of stuff so the conversation didn't carry on after that lol.

When talking to someone about mental illness: "You know it's all in your head right?"