roboto

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by roboto@feddit.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Smh

[–] roboto@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Looks like a vibe, what could possibly go wrong

[–] roboto@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah I’d lie if I’d say I didn’t see that one coming.

[–] roboto@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds fucked ngl but is that some organized crime related thing? At least that’s what it says in the article.

[–] roboto@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I don’t understand what you mean with „none of that applies“.

Regarding the culture blabla that’s the exact same narrative that we heard about the Russian-Germans and Yugoslavian in the 90s, about the Spanish, Turkish, Italian, Polish people in the 60s and literally German refugees after WW2.

Just because you keep repeating it it won’t become true.

Edit: you seem to be in the US? Wtf do you know about the situation in Sweden or Germany? You say you have family and go there every year. Good for you but if you’d actually live here you’d know the situation isn‘t like Fox News tells you or whatever hillbilly news you consume.

[–] roboto@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago (9 children)

They say the same about Germany but my actual problems have nothing to do with some poor fuckers not wanting to be bombed or jailed & tortured. These problems include an underfunded education system, decades old and fucked up infrastructure, lack of digitalization, a collapsing pension system, an overwhelmed public health system, climate change, and much more.

The whole migration trope appeared out of nowhere again like a year ago, just before the genocide in Gaza started dominating all news. My biggest problem at that time was that the fucking bus is not coming and that it takes forever to get a doctor's appointment and by now I’m pretty sure that all of this migration panic is some Russian psy-ops.

 
[–] roboto@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Da kamen auch viele Kinder, alte Menschen und Frauen, die sich halt dazu entschieden haben, den Haushalt zu schmeißen. Es wird ja nur von Geflüchteten gesprochen, nicht geflüchteten in erwerbsfähigen Alter.

Du kannst gerne überzeugter Sozialdemokrat sein, aber das ändert nichts daran, dass die Anti-Migrationshaltung eine rechte Position ist. Dass diese mittlerweile normalisiert worden ist, bedeutet nicht, dass sie nicht mehr rechts ist, sondern lediglich dass sich unser Overton-Window sehr weit nach rechts verschoben hat.

[–] roboto@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

No we’re just doing something to address the feelings of the German population that is suffering from ever increasing brain rot, all while we ignore our actual problems such as an underfunded education system, decades old and fucked up infrastructure, lack of digitalization, a collapsing pension system, an overwhelmed public health system, climate change, and much more.

The whole migration trope appeared out of nowhere still like a year ago, just before the genocide in Gaza started dominating all news. My biggest problem at that time was that the fucking bus is not coming and that it takes forever to get a doctor's appointment and by now I’m pretty sure that all of this migration panic is some Russian psy-ops.

[–] roboto@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Agree on the first part but what on earth do „woke activists“ have to do with there being 10 different streaming apps that provide shitty service?

[–] roboto@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

According to someone in the internet here are the full lyrics:

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger; mushroom mushroom; Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom! A badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger; mushroom mushroom; A badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, African snake! Snake! Snake! Oooh, it's a snake! Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger; mushroom mushroom

[–] roboto@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

African snaaaaake

[–] roboto@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Boobs big sexy

[–] roboto@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

This has a high enough chance to target AFD voters, approved.

 

Show me how they look

 
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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by roboto@feddit.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

The other day I had a discussion with friends and obviously there’s no right answer here since it’s a very nuanced topic, but some people said it absolutely sucks and others were like nah this shit sucks ass. Which one is it? And do you suck ass? Please let me know in the comments.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by roboto@feddit.org to c/helldivers2@lemmy.ca
 

I want to discuss a sensitive topic with you today. I have increasingly noticed how Automatons are straight dehumanizing us, disregarding the intergalactic rule based order. 

As part of the 22nd flamethrower division I was there when the Alpha Centauri Conventions got ratified and Automatons signed it like everyone else. Yet, they keep disregarding it. We have our disagreements with Terminoids but we bonded over plenty of stims and most of them are stand up guys, it’s just the chargers who are weird bunch that no one really understands. 

However with Automatons I have experienced some sick behavior on the battlefield. I’ve seen illegal broadcasts where they say that Helldivers have no electric circuits and as such do not enjoy the same rights as Automatons. They keep referring to us as alien scum. I have seen Automatons teabagging fallen Helldivers while shooting their flares. They do not fight for defending their way of life, they are vile creatures who just want to see us suffer. I am honestly disgusted. 

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by roboto@feddit.org to c/helldivers2@lemmy.ca
 

Dear super earth citizens, I just completed a whole round against Automatons on Helldive difficulty and I’m traumatized. There were just so many bots everywhere. Helldivers were dying left and right. Sometimes multiple times in a minute.

But we made it, after making sure that the oil pumps are running and information was uploaded, we have spread democracy through annihilating bots. In the end there were just two of us left. Some helldivers never extracted, I wonder what was their fate.

I’m having trouble processing the things I’ve seen. Sometimes I wake up at night thinking another dropship has landed when a space car is flying past my bedroom.

Is there any psychological counseling available for veteran helldivers? I tried contacting my democracy officer but all he could offer to me was freedom camp, so I apologized for being undemocratic. Obviously posting this from a throwaway account but please let me know if there’s anything you’d suggest.

 

I know I suck lol but this is next level evil. If you want to kick me do it whenever but don’t waste my time letting me help you clear mission objectives and then kick me.

Sorry just ranting.

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