papacraw

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‘I Don’t Know the Situation’: Trump Dodges Question About Pulling Endorsement for Mark Robinson in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

nah man I ain't filling out that shit list.

leave that shit to Doug.

Suffering in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

isn't that where we're supposed to be storing our scheckles?

or they melt?

What did Spock find in the bathroom? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
What do you call a hippie's wife? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

when it's half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.

Suffering in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

wait until after puberty. it starts to feel different down there.

Would You Wear an Air-Filled Cycling Backpack If It Could Reduce Drag and Improve Safety? in c/micromobility@lemmy.world
[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Das a garbage bag man

1989 Dodge B250 Shaggin' Wagon in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

probably only gets 10 miles per gas grass or ass.

me_irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.world
[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I just figured there'd be an adult dor and we're eating the little kids spawned from the dor's succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.

What visage hath Marcellus Wallace? in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I bet he says layer of thy mother a lot.

Since Kbin seems to be gone, I looking for something similar in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

well hi there!

Ma? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yo mama so fat the injuns tried circling her and ...well they... couldn't.

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