[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I feel you and what everyone is doing annoys me too, but our only recourse is to do something worse.

My proposal: we start calling our cock “corpora cavernosa”.

Examples:

  • “Hey, Chumley, don’t just stand there with your corpora cavernosa in your hand.”
  • ”He’s being a total corpora cavernosa!”
  • ”My corpora cavernosa got pinched by my zipper.”
  • ”Hey, bro, does my corpora cavernosa hook off to the right?”
[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 days ago

In case non-native English speakers don’t understand.

The word “murder” is an old legal term meaning: unlawful killing of a person. This implies that there are lawful ways to kill a person. Slang usage of the word “murder” is less precise.

A proper translation of the Bible’s 10 Commandments prohibits murder, that is, don’t kill anyone in a way that your tribe forbids. It does not prohibit every kind of killing of people, that would be ludicrous. This is why those Christians who have the viewpoint of 100% no killing of people are misguided.

[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We are in our suffix-punk arc. We’re such word-pilled portmanteau-maxxers.

[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com -5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They are named after the hero who goes back in time to save Sarah Connor from the Terminator.

Also, you are too old to be picking on school children.

[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 days ago

Same, but a year ago.

Also, Temu has tried to take all the shopping search results from Bing/DDG. So those results are trash now.

[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

synecdoche

I didn’t like that movie.

[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 4 days ago

Fucking quality comedic writing.

Fucking brilliant crossover.

[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 4 days ago

No. Stay and fight. The theater of conflict is closed. There is no place else to go.

If you leave you’re the same as these fighting-age single men fleeing Syria or wherever. Literally or metaphorically, you’ll end up drowning in the Mediterranean in a pathetic cowards death.

To the radical old-heads like me. If you have stage 4 cancer, then you ain’t surviving. That’s a license to do anything because you’ll be dead in a year. Find a billionaire and do what needs to be done. Of course I mean give them a stern talking to; I’ve heard psychopaths respond well to those. And not one of the famous ones, they are actually not as bad. The less famous ones are also more touchable.

Stay strong in the struggle.

[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 days ago

I thought he got money because he took the money the other guys were skimming.

[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 6 days ago

Broforce

Clone Drone in the Danger Zone

SpiderHeck

[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I’m not the person you are replying to but I do have one answer.

The Library of Congress should be tasked with maintaining a searchable index of Internet and World Wide Web sites. No ranking. Your skill at finding sites would be related to your skill with writing search queries

If you recall Altavista from the late 90s, I am thinking of something like that

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