objectionist

you’re calling to get out. calling in sounds like you’re providing a reason to go in that day, which imo makes even less sense

ah, so nonexistent?

welcome to the party, sir non-chalant

guess i’m dead inside

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

this is based?

i love it, thank you

you can’t just put a rounded rectangle with a fraction in it and not expect me to swipe to the next photo smh

this will be said every single time a new big game is about to come out and mostly everybody still won’t listen. why?

…no like i’m genuinely asking, why

that is such a better name