nuez_jr

joined 1 year ago

It goes without saying that... in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

[–] nuez_jr@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That.

What is it about good sticks that just makes everything right? in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] nuez_jr@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You'll twig to it in a minute.

Let's confuse Americans! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] nuez_jr@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

I've only ever seen this in South America, yeah.

Lifeguard - Anton Gudim in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] nuez_jr@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

... Are the same who ride high chairs! UGNH!

I'm not a monster in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] nuez_jr@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Bless your heart.

In a way, Tasha Yar's fate actually worked out really well for the series in c/startrek@startrek.website

[–] nuez_jr@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

They challenged him to manufacture a superconductor.

I have an aviation joke, but it'd go over your head in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] nuez_jr@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I have a good reply but I posted it under this comment.

I have an aviation joke, but it'd go over your head in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] nuez_jr@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have a UDP joke but I don't know if you'll get it.

Under what conditions would you be OK with ads on your lemmy instance? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] nuez_jr@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

Straightforward funding requests from the instance are just fine. Advertisements can gargle a cactus.

Are you able to read in your dreams? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] nuez_jr@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One of the few times I've been able to do it was when saw a billboard (ordinary) and remembered "Hey written text is supposed to be nonsense in dreams, I wonder if I can take control?" and it worked!

How long have you had your current water bottle? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] nuez_jr@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I bought a Silo once, like twenty years ago. Dropped it on asphalt and they replaced it. Dropped that on asphalt and they sent me two. Dropped one of those on concrete and they sent me two more, one in Tritan and one in polypropylene.

Apparently I'm not allowed to not have a Nalgene. I lose them all the time, but never for long.

Where can I get more of these plastic caps? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] nuez_jr@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Go to your local library to find a friend.