I remember that. We were without power in the middle of Ohio for a week. Shit was wild

Trump's got the sharpies ready

Some even have none

Sounds like Uncle Sam needs to step in and nationalize this thing

Odd. I wish I could find some Foundations of Geopolitics to explain these things.

The other 3 agree, but silently are agreeing with it

I feel you. I signed up for a Border's rewards card the day before the company went under

They waited til I moved away to do the right thing.

"Hahah, oh The Onion, you sure have run out of ideas, this article didn't even have a punchline."

It was then that Muse realized it was in fact, not The Onion.

This would unironically work on me

"I'll never forget the sweet romantic words he said to me last night: 'As a learning language model, I am unable to comprehend what the feeling love is. Here is a list of love songs from Wikipedia.'"

Poverty, abusive living situations, lack of options.