model_tar_gz

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[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

You can find The Truth^TM at TRUTH SOCIAL. See, it’s right there, in The Name. The Bigliest Truth you’ll find anywhere it’s great!

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The funny thing here is that there are many good distributions that are based on Ubuntu. I’m a Pop!_OS fanboy, many of my colleagues enjoy Mint. Yet, almost everyone I know in the Linux world despises Ubuntu.

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If I want to wear my sunglasses while I’m watching a movie in the cinema because I have a light-sensitivity condition—usagenof the sunglasses alters my perception of the film without changing the permanent media storage of the film—am I cheating and subject to copyright infringement action?

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Kneel dat Ass, my Son

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s Hammer time!

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop giving me Thermo nightmares; I lived through that shit already I don’t need to sleep through it too.

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Still not working for me. Anyone got a mirror?

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

How are you planning on handling the induced phase shifts due to the rapid polarity reversals that occur in the transgravitational electron flux arrays? I mean, this is a nonstarter if you can’t get that to work—the electropositron fields are going to decay too quickly to be useful otherwise and the quite-expensive phosphokinesis-generator will be wasted.

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Richard Trickle

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

But three is two, and two is one, with one is none, then I need to buy four more. But wait there’s more; because five is four!

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