You're watching it wrong.

What on earth are you talking about?

The "clickbait" title seems the more accurate of the two, having read the article.

Harmy's versions aren't anywhere near as good as TN1's (which have existed for years, none of this is news).

You are, in fact, wrong.

It's unambiguous that it's not a person's actual name.

Streaming doesn't pay out per view, they just pay a lump sum up front to licence. If you're not already a hit, that lump sum will be low, and if millions of people stream the film it makes the studio exactly zero dollars.

Top Gun 2 was full of CGI...

Trailers have been full of spoilers since at least the 1930s.

By this logic there has never been a scene of any kind in any movie that needed to be there.

The Sprinkler Sprinkled (1896) is a remake of The Sprinkler Sprinkled (1895). It's not something that's been going on "almost as long as there have been movies", it's been going on exactly as long as there have been movies.

That Ruth is dead is explicitly stated in the movie.