kingpepe8006

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe from Paris, Texas? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Le Tex

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Did you know Taylor Swift was named after Albert Einstein? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Yeah, a 110 years after.

Dreams can come true in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago

Too late, can't move my legs anymoreπŸ˜”

If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 5 points 23 hours ago

Enough to feel FANTAstic

Badum tshhhh

Release the fear in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

He's beginning to believe

Things are getting really crazy. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 16 points 23 hours ago

"IT'S OUR JOB TO MAKE UP SHIT STORIES NOT YOURS!!!!!" -Onion to God

Dreams can come true in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dammit, now i can't get up

"Mmm, yes, quite" in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Two distinguished gentlemen, quite nice