jxk

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[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

But why are the boys not colored with a picture of their surroundings?

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Because it's a visitor center and not a crater center, duh.

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Too uniformly distributed

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

The recline is needed for overnight flights. On short haul, it's unnecessary indeed. I think some airline have ordered seats without recline already.

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events

Only very short summaries of what happened, linked to Wikipedia article for more reading.

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Here you go: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html

(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)
 
% "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?
Unmatched ".
 
% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
 
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
 
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
 
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
 
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
 
%make love
Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.
 
% sleep with me
bad character
 
% got a light?
No match.
 
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
 
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
 
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
 
% sh
 
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending
 
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
 
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
 
 
Or, in a System V (att) universe:
 
$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food
[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

In this Lemmy community?

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Did you say throw, loop, and sleep?

 
[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (10 children)

It really depends on the country. France and Belgium, as you wrote. Germany, they expect a tip and look at you angry if you don't. Italy, they add a service charge at the end that is nowhete advertised. Turkey, they invent a random price at the end, complaints only taken if you're local. (I'm slightly exaggerating)

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can't add hydroxyapatite to water because it's not water soluble

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

French Guyane is in grey on both graphs. The country that stands out is I think Guyana

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Episode "The Sentence" from The Outer Limits (1996)

 

I'm not 100% sure that it was in Turkey because my phone was in airplane mode.

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Frankfurt airport (sh.itjust.works)
 
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