[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 week ago

That's nypost reporting for you, absolute trash

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago

Fucking fascists

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 months ago

Lol suffering means nothing! Us humans are gonna die at age 80 anyways. Might as well suffer for my adult life instead of living a happy life, what's the difference, right?

My goodness, the lack of empathy for living creatures is just fucking wild. You can slaughter something AND not want it to lead a terrible life until its death, ya know.

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 months ago

I read this expecting to be on the ACLUs side. As a pretty liberal guy... I don't see it. Sounds like they don't like her speaking up is all.

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Remarkably commonplace issue we have here. Happens to the best of us. First, you're managing a funeral home like any other member of society. Then, one November not quite enough people die, you can't quite make the bills. It'll be OK, you tell yourself. Il just pay the crematorium their fees next month, it'll be OK. There's a second crematorium down the street anyways, I'll just send my biz there.

Well crap, people are living longer. Still can't pay that bill. Next month. Meantime, I'll head to the third crematorium. I'll push back on the electricity bill in the meantime and use the credit cards!

It's been six months. I still haven't paid these guys. Now they won't take new bodies. They're on to me, I'm on the crematorium black list. Ugh. Shit, what do now? I'm sure I'll have the funds next month. In the meantime, just leave this body in the hearse we no longer use...

We have some leftover ashes, we can split those up into these nice urns and just tell new customers that these belong to their loved ones! They'll never know the difference!

Then the cops showed up, weird

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 months ago

"Looking forward to the patina" HAHA whatever you fools gotta tell yourselves...

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 months ago
[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 months ago

Racism, the answer is racism

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 22 points 6 months ago

You summed up my thoughts well... fuck him

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I dig the healthy discussion and desire to actually have conversations.

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 36 points 6 months ago

Dickheads drive dodge

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Like, say you had a grain silo or some theoretical structure that would allow you to fill the structure as high as you wanted, full of balloons, all inflated with regular air, not helium.

Is there a point where the balloons' collective miniscule weight would be enough to pop the balloons on the bottom? Or would they just bounce/float on top of each other forever and ever?

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 26 points 11 months ago

I got my first job at 15 answering this question. I sold cordless (not cellular, cordless) phones at Sears

The "easy" answer to this question is to pick up the pen, then ask the interviewer if they can write something down. They'll look for a pen, which you're holding. You smile, and say, "if you'd like, I have something to assist with that request..." and trail off a bit. Some people will laugh at this joke and it's enough for them to pass the test. Personally, I'm not a fan of this method.

My 15 year old self hadn't heard this question before, so I just picked the pen up and started listing the wonderful qualities of this pen, and how quickly your life would be enhanced if you had it. "It has the deepest of royal blue hues, with a rich writing sensation and smooth flow on the paper. The grip allows for ultimate comfort, so the pen is usable all day long without any soreness in the fingers or hand. It's so well shaped and ergonomical, you can barely feel it in your hand. And with the above-industry-standard sized ink chamber, you'll be able to use this pen far longer than the competition. This pen has both the value and form that the modern consumer has come to expect in their premium pen buying experience."

And so forth. Basically, do sales stuff

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